Whiskey and Waffles

The heretofore untold story of Apartment 6I
Feb 24
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three-ring 6i

A: I’m not going to get you the clown anymore. I’m afraid he’ll get hurt.

B: I think the clown can handle himself. Clowns are people, too.

A: No, they’re not people. They don’t have rights.

B: There’s no universal clowns’ suffrage?

A: No clowns’ Bill of Rights.

[Later]

A: If this were the 1910’s, we could have a salon about anything. Like endangered birds.

B: Like the Toucan.

A: Exactly.

B: Hey, guess what. 

A: What?

B: If the ‘Tou’ can, ‘you’ can.

A: Wow, you really are stoned.